Stuff I create
This is where you can find my written and other work. All of it will be released under Creative Commons Attribution-Share-Alike so feel free to download and distribute it within the terms of that licence.
Crimperbooks
For some time I have written and self-published children’s science-fiction under the imprint Crimperbooks. I’ve written books and short stories and have won awards for them as well.
Mostly aimed at 6 - 9 years olds, there are some works for older young people too.
My published longer titles so far include:-
- Sugar the Robot and the race to save the Earth
- Do not feed the Troll
- Face to face with the Gorilla king
You can download and distribute them for free or buy copies in paperback and digitally for your phone, tablet or e-reader.
About previous stuff I created
I’ve been running this site/blog/whatever for a long time and during that time the content on here has changed. Some people turn up still looking for it so I thought it might be nice to let you know about it.
Cartoons
I used to publish my cartoons on here under the titles of Crimpertoons
and Noah & Sons
. I stopped about 2013 and never really got back into it. I’m not sure they’ve aged well so I am not publishing them here. That doesn’t mean I am ashamed of them or there is any view in there I want to hide etc. It simply means the style and form of the cartoons looks, well, old and dated. One day I might revisit the cartoons but not today.
Software
If you’ve come here looking for something called Scripture Reminder
or Platitude Generator
then you must be as old as I am. Those hit the dust decades ago and I have no intention of resurrecting them.
If you’re looking for software I wrote called Ryan's In Out Board
or Ryan's Electronic Diary System
, they have long since been abandoned and are no longer available. It’s possible you’ll find some archive of them somewhere but honestly I wouldn’t bother. They are alomst 20 years old, not been developed since 2006 and I no longer support them.
Windows wallpapers
Nope. I did these in 90s and I’ve not done any since. I’m not sure I even have them any more. There might be some on the web somewhere though I suppose.